Thursday, February 20, 2014

Feminist Hulk rant in 3...2...1...


Why do people just have to suck, y'all? I have two daughters, both of which hate that I won't let them participate in Girl Scouts because of their ties to planned Parenthood. Whatever. They'll get over it. Luckily, I also have a wonderful husband who went and found a GS-type group for little girls and their dads. They build bird houses and derby cars together and cute stuff like that. Yay. Win. Then today he gets an email from the dude running it saying after this weeks activity with the girls all of the dads are meeting up at Twin Peaks.

What. the. #%!+?

Why? Just why? Why can't people just stop sucking? Why can't you be an awesome father all the time, not just in front of your kids? Do they not see how bassackwards it is to build up their daughters then turn around and ogle their half naked future versions? These breastaurant servers are probably closer to your kid's age than yours, dude. That's some sick $#!+. So here's a good rule of thumb: If your precious little snowflake is too good to ever work in a "restaurant" like that, then all women are. Stop frequenting places where girls are required to trade on their ta-tas and grow up, men.

Thankfully my husband already has and won't be joining you.

Whatever... feminist hulk smash... keys on her keyboard... so forgive any typos and thanks for listening. </rant>


  1. That's terrible. Although, when I read "Twin Peaks" I thought that was some kind of like...retreat in the mountains and my first thought was...what's wrong with that?

  2. Love your blog! So glad I found it!