New Wave Feminists are here to take feminism back from those who have corrupted it.
Sometime before we were born our womanhood was traded in for a handful of birth control pills, the "privilege" to pose for playboy, and the "right" to abort our children so we could work a desk job.
We embrace the early American feminism of Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Susan B. Anthony, which was righteous, virtuous, intelligent and moral.
Also, we're pretty damn funny and have totally rad hair.
