Sunday, August 9, 2015

Yo, GOP, please staaaaahhhhhp. Signed, Women Everywhere

New Wave Feminists everywhere can certainly sympathize with America's exasperation with (and dread of) politicians. Even the thought of a candidate who speaks his or her mind and can't be bought by special interest groups is refreshing.

Unfortunately, the U.S. voting public is so desperate for honesty and integrity they've mistaken one man's grotesque and hateful word vomit for "refreshing bluntness."

Too many people who claim to care about "traditional values" have rallied around a man who trades up for a new wife every 10 or 15 years. And it doesn't take much of a Google search to find many instances - long before his candidacy - of Trump speaking dismissively about women, or condescendingly to them.

It's also important to remember "the Donald" can't be bought because he's the one who does the buying. He bragged about getting Hillary Clinton to come to his wedding... for no particular reason. He bragged about buying other politicians for favors. 

Even Trump defender Rush Limbaugh says "Trump... shines when he's in control. He's not a collaborator." Isn't that exactly the kind of behavior for which Obama has been condemned?

And when Megyn Kelly demanded an answer from Trump at the GOP debate about calling a woman vile names, much of America managed to laugh it off when he responded that he was talking about Rosie O'Donnell. (Apparently calling Rosie a dog is okay because she is fat, or unattractive, or disagrees with him politically... or something?)

Instead of being dismayed about Trump's reply, conservative America took to social media to condemn... Megyn Kelly! How dare she ask a question that was so combative, immaterial, personal, etc. Why was she singling out The Almighty Donald for this unfair treatment?

Ummmm maybe because only Trump is saying such asinine shit publicly?

New Wave Feminists is a non-partisan organization- we reserve the rite to call out douches of every political persuasion - but even our conservative and libertarian members need to recognize that leadership is about more than policy. No matter your politics, Trump's dismissive attitude toward women and his total lack of tact and diplomacy should disqualify him as any feminist's presidential candidate.

The fact that so many Americans are rallying behind this nozzle is troubling and, frankly, infuriating.

But you know, there's an upside. So many of our commenters here have gone long enough without proper representation in the political realm, and I bet it's so darn encouraging for them to finally have someone that says what these anonymous keyboard warriors have been typing all along when it comes to us stupid "dog faced" women as Trump would say...



We're all about fair representation, so nothing encourages us more than to know that people like "Ken Adams" now have a candidate that reflects his views by being the UNpolitically Correct UNpolitician.



I bet Ol' Ken would have a blast hanging out with Trump, kicking back a few scotches, chuckling over what "fat pigs" most of us lady folk are. Or better yet, discussing the ones they'd actually like to date.



Maybe they could even invite over one of my favorite all time commenters, UFCMania115, pull up some of our Youtube videos, and try to decide which of us is the f*cking c*nt and which is the fa**ot-assed tranny. Oh, that would be a hoot!




You know, we have to realize that when ol' Donald says a woman is a "disgusting animal" and a "slob" he's actually speaking for a sleeping giant of combox misogynists that are ready to finally rise up across this great nation and be praised, as they are, for their "political incorrectness."

And by rise up, of course I only mean men, since as we know Trump and his cohorts like us on our knees whenever possible. Right, Louis Cyfear?



Alright, well I guess we better get back in the kitchen before our husbands follow Trump's lead and turn us in for a 24-year-younger model, or worse messes around on us like ol' Slick Willy... or Newt Gingrich... or Arnold Schwarzenegger... You get the idea. We'd have no one to blame but ourselves. If only sammiches could heal America...


I guess some congratulations are in order for hateful, repressed, misogynists everywhere. You have found your king. Now you can finally come out of hiding and show your faces.
And for those of you who are looking for a pro-life feminist-friendly candidate that stands up to Trump and calls him out for his misogyny, make sure you go to the polls and vote for... um... we'll get back to you on that.



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Post by Destiny & Kristen

6 comments:

  1. Blaming the entire GOP for Donald's comments is a ridiculous overstatement. Go read some of Carly Fiorina's responses and don't dare put her in the same group as Donald.

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    1. Who's blaming the entire GOP?! We're just saying to kick his butt out because he's making the whole party look bad.

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    2. Right. As in, please stop, GOP. As of the debate he was polling in first place. That's gross and they need to stop giving him the time of day.

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  2. I agree, he's disgusting. I don't know anyone who likes him. Maybe the media is making it up. I think they want him to go third party so that he'll split the vote. I am amazed that in this day of P.C. he hasn't been booed off the stage. Why are people giving him the time of day? Craziness!!

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  3. I agree, he's disgusting. I don't know anyone who likes him. Maybe the media is making it up. I think they want him to go third party so that he'll split the vote. I am amazed that in this day of P.C. he hasn't been booed off the stage. Why are people giving him the time of day? Craziness!!

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